Gap Year
Yeah, it’s true I’ve got a PHD in fuck all, I know it will serve me well, I’ll wear it as a badge of honour as I travel Australia waxing banana boards, and wrestling alligators, the great agitator of the Portuguese man o’ war, it’s what Gap years were made for, I could backtrack and educate myself in physics, enter the Nobel peace prize and probably win it, I’ll forget my student debt my parents will take care of it, the gap year! you've got to love it, it’s a beautiful excuse to shirk responsibilities
