Robin Reliant
when you get old I’m told “you can’t do that, take it easy dude go buy a cat” maybe grow a beard, don’t lose your wit walk with a cool stick even if you don’t need it, don’t be derivative, haste will waste focus, concentrate! Sushi? give it a try, master watching wallpaper dry, sacrifice yourself to the cult of DIY, wonky doors crooked hinges Netflix boxset binges, learn to savour flavour reject trainspotter behaviour, you’re a clay pigeon shooter on the loose, a library book hoarder strangely aloof, a sudoku whisperer a crossword sleuth, read every James Herriot book and try not to laugh, wear a monocle go teetotal, visit the latest exhibit and rub your chin, don’t be “That Guy”, the old fart jamming down with the kids, or the old fart letting one rip, old age flatulence isn’t an embarrassment if you’ve lost your sense of smell, when you get old I’m told to “take a chill pill”, go write a will, sign your wealth ove...
