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I fell asleep in the cinema I was only there to see the westlers  hot dog advert   “Westlers Hot Dogs In The Foyer Now!”   would ring around every single viewing auditorium throughout the 80’s and 90’s, half exploded husks  would be thrust into the air at the exact moment the  ‘playtime popcorn’ advert appeared  on the screen, everyone would scream in a fit of junk food unity, the smell  of sticky toffee emanated from the audience like heat shimmering off a tarmac road in 100-degree heat, it was hazy, local louts  in the backrow  would throw  everything at their disposal  towards the sea of heads  in front of them, don’t ask me  why? it was a sustained attack a human coconut shy, there was one simple rule, “never look back” eye contact spelt trouble, today was a Tuesday I caught the early matinee, the film was French pornography super 8 quality,  black and white  to inject a touch  of “Noir”  apparently...

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