Alexas Thighs
he finds his iPhone far more attractive than his lady, he hasn’t taken his eyes off its thighs since she arrived, his lady’s short and slender with a quiet demeanor, she’s wearing a purple dress that hugs her thighs, she sips her wine trying to make eye contact but his gaze stays on his screen, she could scream bloody murder turn up twice as slender, pen a classic, invent robotics, travel to the moon and stick a flag on it, and his gaze would stay on his 4K retinal display, all the women of the world now try to avert their husbands eyes off of Alexa’s thighs but it’s no easy feat, she so sultry and sweet, coy with a seductive curvature eloquently teasing a 5K camera and a touch screen that would make any man cream his pants
