Cellblock Chic
the dude with the backward baseball cap can’t even breakdance I bet he can’t body- pop either busting his moves to Saturday Fever down his local boozer with his slapper girlfriend ... Rita , John Travolta? nah ... he ain’t got nothing on it, this geezer’s “on it like a car bonnet” selling talcum powder cut with baking powder, apparently his cliental walk around toasted with minimal ‘ chafing’ most weekends he’s out raving, Mondays he’s ‘baking’ and smoking the wacky backy a fashion icon with the arse of his trackies halfway to his ankles, he sounds like a plastic gangster when he speaks he looks well-ard strutting around the street giving it the large sporting his cellblock chic