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Frozen Pizza

“let’s cook this thing  from frozen” she told me   “it can only be cooked from chilled” I’m daring,  I don’t stick to the rules, she said  “you’ve got to let if thaw”  what for? I can’t be doing with  all this red tape for a circular object I toss on my plate  eat and shit out  the other end

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