What's The Point?
A non-alcoholic pint what's the point? it's like a joint without the weed it's like gluttony without the greed it's like a twat without an ego a lynching without a negro it's a priest without the paedophile a murder without a trail, it's a mugging without the Rolex a Nazi doctor without the human experiments, a demolition derby without the dents, it’s like the icing without the cake an imposter without the fake, a fuck without the climax denial without the backtracks, a Saturday night without “getting on it” a hangover without the vomit, an orange without the juice a disagreement without a truce, evidence without the proof a toothache without the tooth a non-alcoholic pint? Fuck that shite! the proper drinks are on me!
