Brewers Fayre
welcome to Brewers Fayre where tradesmen come to die, where contractors crash at the cost of their client, scuffed carpets, dank, dingy dining, cheapskates ordering flat pints of Carling, a halfway house for the royally redundant, putrid colour schemes pungent themes scream the best days are behind us! there’s a fuss at the ‘all you can eat breakfast’, gluttony’s on display when you don’t have to pay, half-finished conversations can wait until next time when we can’t afford to dine anywhere that garners less than a one-star rating
