Lady Muck & King Turd

Lady Muck and King Turd

took to their thrones

accompanied by

a fanfare 

of hot smelly warm air,

My Lords, 

Ladies, 

Gentleman

and Plebs

from this day forth 

we order each and every one

of you to wear a clothes peg

on your nose,

Lady Muck & King Turd

were so perturbed

by their own stench they

were desperate 

to create the illusion 

that their shit don’t stink,

mainly to prevent 

Lord Whoopee Cushion

from winning 

the next election

by a landslide decision