Chaos Maker
I don't pick up the phone when it rings I just rip the wire out the wall and stamp on the thing, I don't open the door when someone knocks I just shout fuck off through the letter box, I don't entertain small talk, verbal diarrhoea or overtly stiff folk, I'd rather choke than try to capitalise on shallow pleasantries I’m sure I’ll offend you with my obscenities, I'm not into the passive aggressive, just say how you feel, I'm sure I'll get the message, I can’t abide a lame or thickle refusal I’m not here to entertain you
