Curriculum Vitae ‘Boring Man’

he’s institutionalised 

even though he’s

never been incarcerated,

on his CV he stated 

his inability 

to think critically

or make an 

informed decision,

the bossman 

smiled

 

Bossman

you sound perfect 

for the position, 

we’re looking for someone 

that exudes automation

performing all tasks 

without hesitation

so ... do you want the job?

 

Boring Man 

Um .... I’m not sure

Um .... I can’t decide

Um .... I can’t make up my mind

 

Bossman

Perfect! the job’s yours, 

you start Monday 8am