Alexas Thighs

he finds his iPhone

far more attractive 

than his lady,

he hasn’t taken 

his eyes off its thighs 

since she arrived,

his lady’s short

and slender with 

a quiet demeanor,

she’s wearing 

a purple dress

that hugs her thighs,

she sips her wine 

trying to make 

eye contact

but his gaze stays 

on his screen,

she could scream 

bloody murder

turn up twice as slender,

pen a classic,

invent robotics,

travel to the moon

and stick a flag on it, 

and his gaze

would stay

on his 4K 

retinal display,

all the women 

of the world

now try

to avert their

husbands eyes

off of Alexa’s thighs

but it’s no easy feat,

she so sultry 

and sweet, coy 

with a seductive 

curvature

eloquently teasing

a 5K camera

and a touch screen

that would make 

any man cream

his

pants