Regular

Regulars carry themselves 

differently, they always

reserve a table for three

they know all the words 

to the karaoke,

regulars don’t know me

they like to think they do,

if only the regulars knew

I am who I choose

I’m a one-man war machine

and I never lose,

regulars rule their roost,

regulars are living proof

the gene pools been invaded,

they exhibit a strange

sort of confidence,

regulars trust the science, 

roll their sleeves up

to take the jab,

regulars exhibit symptoms 

of bell's-palsy

and proceed 

to question me 

on my vaccine status,

regulars use all 

available apparatus 

to silence those 

with a voice,

I’m no fucking regular 

and that’s my choice