Gin & Tonic

Give me a gin and tonic, 

they drink it in the movies, 

it's cool, smooth, 

trendy, leggy, 

she's waited all week for this, 

a high-class way to get pissed,

gin and tonic

it’s ironic,

if she overdoes it,

come the end

of the night

she’ll get in a fist fight

and puke in the same 

side street as a tramp