Frozen Pizza

“let’s cook this thing from frozen”

she told me  

“it can only be cooked from chilled”

I’m daring, 

I don’t stick to the rules,

she said 

“you’ve got to let if thaw” 

what for?

I can’t be doing with 

all this red tape

for a circular object

I toss on my plate 

eat

and shit out 

the other end