Tankard

the chick in the tight jeans

had a nose you could 

hang a tankard from

so do I 

I made a proposition to her

to defer all future employment,

we’ve got a niche

a gap in the market 

with noses so long they orbit,

she ogled at my suggestion

stating she recently

booked a nose job,

talk about a missed opportunity,

sometimes it pays to be ugly

....... just look at me