Minus Decorum

he’d chew with his mouth open

spit when he spoke,

a dirty looking berk

an odd-looking bloke,

he’d burp righteously

communicate with a garble, 

regularly be seen

with the local town rabble, 

he’d openly pick his nose, 

bend over so his butt-crack shows,

he’d drink straight from the carton 

without replacing the top, 

take 8 bites of an apple

before swallowing the lot,

he’d cut you off midstride

never holding the door,

flick his cigarette butts

whilst gobbing on the floor

this dude’s got minus-decorum

a total utter moron

“as mad as a bag of spanners”

with zero concept of manners