Cocktail Stick

a vegetarian violently  

approached me

waving a cocktail stick 

full of plant-based chunks

I asked him 

what his problem was 

swiftly telling him to fuck off,

pass me the Parma ham

and Salami, that shit 

tastes great to me

it wasn’t grown in a lab,

Hell .........

give me a 

Tyrannosaurus Rex

kebab