Cheap Piss

we drank the 

cheapest wine 

it made me puke,

it wasn’t red 

it wasn’t white

it tasted like shite,

there’s no 

enterprise

greater 

than waiting 

on the waiter 

to pour this 

out of date 

vinegar 

so we can swill

it around 

our pallet 

and pretend 

we want 

to drink it