Cellblock Chic

the dude with the backward 

baseball cap can’t even breakdance

I bet he can’t body-pop either

busting his moves to Saturday Fever

down his local boozer 

with his slapper girlfriend ...  Rita, 

John Travolta? nah ... he ain’t

got nothing on it, this geezer’s 

“on it like a car bonnet”

selling talcum powder cut 

with baking powder,

apparently his cliental 

walk around toasted 

with minimal ‘chafing’

most weekends 

he’s out raving, 

Mondays he’s ‘baking’

and smoking the wacky backy

a fashion icon with

the arse of his trackies 

halfway to his ankles,

he sounds like a plastic gangster

when he speaks

he looks well-ard

strutting around the street

giving it the large 

sporting his cellblock chic