What's The Point?

A non-alcoholic pint

what's the point? 

it's like a joint without the weed

it's like gluttony without the greed 

it's like a twat without an ego 

a lynching without a negro

it's a priest without 

the paedophile 

a murder without a trail, 

it's a mugging 

without the Rolex

a Nazi doctor 

without 

the 

human 

experiments,

a demolition derby 

without the dents,

it’s like the icing without the cake 

an imposter without the fake,

a fuck without the climax 

denial without the backtracks, 

a Saturday night without 

“getting on it”

a hangover without the vomit,

an orange without the juice 

a disagreement without a truce, 

evidence without the proof 

a toothache without the tooth

a non-alcoholic pint? 

Fuck that shite! 

the proper drinks are on me!