Cluedo

clamped between 

inadequate 

operating 

procedures, 

coupons 

and store cards

are flashed like 

passport identification,

thank you

for your 

cooperation, 

unexpected item

in the bagging area,

Black Friday hysteria,

fights over fluffy minions,

altercations over PS5 

gaming systems,

first time mums 

snuffling the Play-Doh,

there’s been a murder

over a game of Cluedo, 

 

Mike the Carpenter 

killed John the Barrister 

with a Cucumber

in the Games aisle