Day Time Drinking

I favour chemical sedation 

over a temporary vacation

furious blackouts via

self-medicating means

a nine-pint bout

to vent off some steam,

pay per view memes 

on the streets outside the pub, 

sparrows using 

a dog bowl 

as a hot tub, 

ADHD 

a chronic stutter

a vagrant scanning for 

dogends in the gutter,

there’s a tramp

in the bushes taking a piss

a drunk self-taught 

psychotherapist,

she’s offering to murder me 

in a metaphorical shower

charging £350 pound per hour