Conversational Deficiency

your politics anesthetizes me

a conversational deficiency 

leaves me lost for words

I can feel my teeth falling out,

my hair-splitting ends,

I decline such theatrical decree, 

your dictation lacks vitamin D 

something tangible

enabling me to chew 

on your obtuse views,

regurgitating fictional news

blinded by misdirection 

a soymilk complexion 

scrabble board wisdom,

“you’re such a bore”

is a four-word score

a hissy fit collides with a realist,

slang trumps semantics

word mechanics 

twist and hammer grammar

into unrecognisable 

forms of speech,

null disciples 

raised by the weak

want to impeach

those who don’t

align with their beliefs,

conversational deficiency

is down right heresy 

you don’t believe me?

go to university