The Service Industry

we've got an elevator 

so everything’s cool

multilevel service, 

three story dining, 

fine wining, 

you can order your oysters 

from the table, 

a dash of lemon

seals the deal, cocktails

fused with orange peel

go down a treat,

we’re the perfect 

place to meet

but we ain’t cheap, 

there’s finger foods

three course meals

riverside views,  

sit where you choose,

you’re free to reserve a table

we’re QR code enabled 

no need to lift a finger

we’ve got cider, pale ale 

and beer, the whitebait’s 

our well-known staple 

we’ll bring the condiments 

to your table, our barman’s

a master of his occupation

juggling bottles in combination,

they fall through the air 

like synchronized divers,

you can have a “Moscow Mule”  

or a couple of “Screw Drivers”

the table staff look fine and regal

performing stunts like Evel Knievel, 

jumping backwards through 

the barbecue flames

balancing 20 glasses on their trays

“Thanks I really Enjoyed My Meal”

will you come again?

“I’ll See How I feel”